1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:01,769 Previously on Being Human. 2 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:03,389 Maybe you're not trying to move on. 3 00:00:03,390 --> 00:00:04,666 I'm lonely. 4 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:06,093 I know you're nothing. 5 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,759 You're dead. 6 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:13,559 If you haunt me or Danny, I won't acknowledge you. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,511 I am in this rehabilitation program trying to prove 8 00:00:16,512 --> 00:00:20,369 to Nora Sergeant that I'm an upstanding member of society 9 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:22,679 and not a raging ass hat. 10 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,553 Mail call. 11 00:00:24,930 --> 00:00:25,889 Hello, sexy. 12 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:29,133 They sent you that DVD because they think I affect you. 13 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,231 Oh, what am I watching? 14 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,064 Woo. 15 00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:34,072 Crap, crap, crap, make it stop. 16 00:00:34,073 --> 00:00:35,609 Is that what vampires do? 17 00:00:35,610 --> 00:00:36,929 They get off on this, don't they? 18 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:38,639 Someone's just trying to mess with me. 19 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,690 I will get rid of it. 20 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:46,649 One of mankind's greatest abilities 21 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:48,599 is the power to lie, 22 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,989 whether it's for good or bad, profit or survival, 23 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:53,639 we bend the truth. 24 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,289 It's a skill we pick up early 25 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:58,499 and hone over time, pulling the wool over the eyes 26 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:03,329 of our parents, our teachers, our boss, even ourselves. 27 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:06,569 We tell ourselves we'll lose weight, quit smoking. 28 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,399 That at the end of the day, 29 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,153 we're really a good person. 30 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:11,820 Aiden. 31 00:01:16,122 --> 00:01:16,955 Aiden. 32 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:19,972 What's up? 33 00:01:19,973 --> 00:01:21,569 You okay? 34 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:23,099 Yeah, I was just watching something. 35 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,479 Good, because Sally's demanding 36 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,189 we take her to the bar. 37 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:27,329 She can't drink. 38 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,159 So what if I can't drink? 39 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,659 Hanging out at a bar isn't about drinking, 40 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,369 it's about hanging. 41 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:34,619 I'm spending quality time with my buddies. 42 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,559 Sally, you're a great buddy, but you're dead. 43 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,359 Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life. 44 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,192 You already had a life, 45 00:01:40,193 --> 00:01:41,975 you need to continue your journey. 46 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,499 Oh, God. 47 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,269 I love how you say "Journey" like I've hopped 48 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:46,979 on some fantastical wing of seeded 49 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:50,039 and I'm soaring through a cloudy line of adventure. 50 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,719 And it's not like I didn't try, okay? 51 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,729 I went on my journey and I got my ass handed 52 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,229 to me by Danny. 53 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,699 Now you two are all I have. 54 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,963 Josh, back me up here. 55 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,249 Isn't that your, what is she exactly? 56 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,083 My Nora. 57 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:09,779 I mean, her name is Nora. 58 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:10,979 Who's that guy she's with? 59 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:12,029 Travis Reed. 60 00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:14,132 He's a doctor at SCH. 61 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,836 Why don't you go over there and say, "Hi?" 62 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:17,699 I'm, I don't wanna interrupt them. 63 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,389 I mean, it looks like a date. 64 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,659 Looks like an after work drink, 65 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,010 probably just talking shop. 66 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,069 What are you doing? 67 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:31,253 I'm gonna creep up there, ninja style, and have a listen. 68 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:33,719 What, you're always throwing in my face that I'm a ghost. 69 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,159 Let's put it to use. 70 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,579 Wait, do you have any idea 71 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,469 how difficult you make it for me to work? 72 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,549 Is that so? 73 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:43,439 I'm trying to focus, do my job, 74 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,838 and I'm constantly distracted by you. 75 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:47,249 You are simply too attractive, Nora. 76 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,528 It's gonna cost someone's life one of these days. 77 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:51,625 What? 78 00:02:51,626 --> 00:02:52,473 What's the hell? 79 00:02:52,474 --> 00:02:53,306 Oh my God. 80 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,299 Okay, that was no after work drink, 81 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,379 you need to get in there pronto. 82 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,909 Can we get a towel or something? 83 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,229 I'm not gonna go over there 84 00:02:58,230 --> 00:03:00,029 while she's picking glass off his lap. 85 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,009 Listen, the deck is stacked against you. 86 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,689 He's a doctor, he's smart, he's rich. 87 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:04,522 He's good looking. 88 00:03:04,523 --> 00:03:05,729 He's got great hair and a chin nipple 89 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:06,959 and you're- 90 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:11,549 Well, oh, you are Josh and you are very smart and funny. 91 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:13,739 And you look super cute in that's sweater vest. 92 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:14,573 Yes. 93 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,460 I do? 94 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:17,485 Yes, you're rocking it. 95 00:03:17,486 --> 00:03:18,569 Get in there. 96 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,799 What happens when we call our own blood, 97 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,349 when we can't convince ourselves that deep down, 98 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:33,483 we really aren't the stuff of nightmares. 99 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,179 You know I've been thinking about last night, 100 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:08,819 and you were right not to make a move. 101 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,289 Really? 102 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,059 No, look at them, Josh, 103 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,729 you can't let Nora go out with that bastard. 104 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:17,399 Maybe she's into bastards, I don't know. 105 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,074 As long as she's happy, right? 106 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:19,949 Hm. 107 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,800 You really are a janitor, aren't you? 108 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,689 I'm an orderly. 109 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:25,522 Its still kind of sad. 110 00:04:25,523 --> 00:04:26,355 What are you doing here? 111 00:04:26,356 --> 00:04:28,299 You know I just thought I'd come by 112 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,149 and see what my homeboys are up to. 113 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:30,982 Hang. 114 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:31,815 We're working. 115 00:04:31,816 --> 00:04:32,650 Doesn't mean I can't, 116 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:35,960 dear God that man even looks better in scrubs. 117 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:39,059 Would you guys please just leave me to mop up? 118 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,369 Whatever this is in peace, please. 119 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:42,689 Whoa, I'm done. 120 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,219 And actually, I'm glad you're here, Sally, 121 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:47,741 because I wanna show you something. 122 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,829 This is the original hospital. 123 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:02,909 It was built in 1878, closed down in 89. 124 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:06,449 It was Boston's preeminent tuberculosis treatment facility 125 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:08,459 at the turn of the century. 126 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,292 Yes? 127 00:05:09,293 --> 00:05:10,409 I'm bored. 128 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,269 Can I go back and watch Josh mop up urine? 129 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,209 The point is that many people don't come to the old wing 130 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:18,539 because many people claim it's haunted. 131 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,373 Is it? 132 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,693 Extremely, but you'll have to see that for yourself. 133 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,989 Hold up, I'm not going in there alone. 134 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,039 Come with me. 135 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,872 Can't. 136 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:42,959 If you think I'm going into a place 137 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,429 that scares a member of the undead, 138 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,419 you flipped your pancake. 139 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,529 I'm not scared. 140 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:51,033 It's just some of the ghosts that wander those halls, 141 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:53,099 I put them there. 142 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,769 And why in the world would I go in there by myself? 143 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:59,643 Because Josh and I can only help you so far, 144 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:02,753 and there may be answers in there. 145 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:06,239 Well, wait, what if they hate me in there, 146 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,499 you know like they hate you? 147 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,370 You'll be fine. 148 00:06:33,739 --> 00:06:36,656 I am going, I'm going, I'm going. 149 00:06:47,998 --> 00:06:49,165 Holy creepies. 150 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,766 Have you seen her? 151 00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:33,948 Have you seen my Constance? 152 00:07:33,949 --> 00:07:36,449 She said she wouldn't be long. 153 00:07:37,659 --> 00:07:39,218 Have you seen her? 154 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:40,499 No, I- 155 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,973 Leave her alone, Nathan. 156 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,239 Man's been looking for Constance going on for 40 years now. 157 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,533 I don't think he gets it. 158 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,849 My name's Barbara, by the way. 159 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:55,072 What is all this? 160 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:59,309 This is where people like us come to search for things. 161 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:03,393 Loved ones who've passed, those still on their way. 162 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:05,853 How about you? 163 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,510 What are you looking for? 164 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,513 I don't, 165 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,819 a way out. 166 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:17,320 That's the most popular question on these walls. 167 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,099 Has it worked for anyone? 168 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,029 The answer to that question 169 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,013 is different for each one of us. 170 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:29,699 So it's a shot in the dark? 171 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:33,873 Sometimes it helps just to announce you're here. 172 00:08:37,449 --> 00:08:38,336 You must have seen her, 173 00:08:38,337 --> 00:08:41,240 you were out there with the living. 174 00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:43,919 You knew I need to get a message out. 175 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,179 Okay, but I can't- 176 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:47,579 It was Sabatino and his guys, 177 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,799 they're the only ones that knew. 178 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,566 Don't worry, honey, they can't hurt you. 179 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:53,484 No one can. 180 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,488 You're one of us now. 181 00:08:58,358 --> 00:09:00,441 No, I'm not one of you. 182 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,539 Where do you think you're going? 183 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:19,709 Give me your bag. 184 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:20,699 Give that back. 185 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,904 You little twerk. 186 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:22,737 Stop it. 187 00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:23,570 No, make me. 188 00:09:23,571 --> 00:09:24,404 Leave me a alone. 189 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,819 Come on, loser. 190 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,331 You gotta catch it. 191 00:09:28,332 --> 00:09:29,219 See what hee got here anyways. 192 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,569 Hey. 193 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,159 That's enough, leave him alone. 194 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,289 Why don't you just mind your own business? 195 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:35,122 What? 196 00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:36,599 Get out of here, you creeper. 197 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,999 How about a little respect for your elders? 198 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:39,896 Yeah, what you're gonna do hit me 199 00:09:39,897 --> 00:09:41,673 and my dad will own your ass. 200 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,119 Okay, wait, which one of you wets the bed? 201 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,743 It's you, isn't it? 202 00:09:51,128 --> 00:09:52,319 I don't wet my bed. 203 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,879 Yeah, you do, you reek of it. 204 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,399 I bet you wake up early every morning at the crack of dawn, 205 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,316 scrabbing the sheets until the sun comes up, 206 00:09:58,317 --> 00:10:02,133 but you just can't wash it all the way, can you? 207 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,189 Let's go. 208 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,599 Dude, really pee your bed? 209 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,433 Shut up. 210 00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:10,919 Are you okay? 211 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,779 Yeah, thanks. 212 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,663 Normally I can get away, but forgot my keys. 213 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,799 What's your name? 214 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,619 My name is Bernie, I'm your neighbor. 215 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,149 Nobody's home, huh? 216 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,293 My mom's at work. 217 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,270 Do you think it'd be okay if I wait for her at your house? 218 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,730 I don't think that that would be- 219 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:38,679 Okay, well, I guess I can wait here, 220 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,053 maybe they won't come back. 221 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,503 Okay, come on. 222 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:50,843 Hey? 223 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,329 Where have you been hiding? 224 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:55,859 Me, no hide. 225 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:59,159 I mean I don't, I have no reason to hide. 226 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,239 You haven't talked since everything 227 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,259 went down with your sister. 228 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,092 Is she okay? 229 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:02,925 Emily, yeah, she's fine. 230 00:11:02,926 --> 00:11:05,099 I got her cleaned up, took her home, saw my folks. 231 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,573 It was great. 232 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:09,180 How about you, how have you been? 233 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:14,823 I saw you with Dr. Reed at the bar. 234 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:20,549 You two looked very close, friendly. 235 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,382 Wow. 236 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:22,439 Stalk much? 237 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,429 No, not much. 238 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:26,039 I mean, I don't stalk you or anyone really for that matter 239 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,929 because I'm not a stalker. 240 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:30,749 I happen to be there and you happen to be there, so... 241 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,849 Why didn't you come over? 242 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,500 I didn't wanna crash your date. 243 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,733 Was it that a date, I mean? 244 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:46,139 I do love to watch you squirm. 245 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,419 It's as though you're an artist and awkward is your medium. 246 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,689 Listen, if you and Reed are having a thing, I get it. 247 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:55,169 Okay, but I'd really like to get together again, 248 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,419 maybe have a date that doesn't end with us tending 249 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:58,713 to my battered sister. 250 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,399 What about tonight, eight o'clock. 251 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,359 I'll cook for you this time. 252 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,726 Tonight? 253 00:12:04,727 --> 00:12:05,969 You think like tonight, tonight? 254 00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,219 I have a week night shifts coming up. 255 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,053 What do you say? 256 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,580 Is Dr. Reed okay with it? 257 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,069 It was an after work drink 258 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,629 that could have turned into a date. 259 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,499 Ah. 260 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,819 But you missed the end 261 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,489 where his beer exploded onto his lap. 262 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,322 Oh no, I saw that. 263 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,273 It was strange, beyond strange actually. 264 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,519 How do you feel about lamb chops? 265 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,352 Were you- 266 00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:28,285 I'm kind of missed you, 267 00:12:28,286 --> 00:12:29,118 do you have any idea about the freak show 268 00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,741 going on in this hospital? 269 00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:32,309 No, not now. 270 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:33,143 Not now? 271 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:35,062 No. 272 00:12:35,063 --> 00:12:35,895 Yes, now? 273 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:38,080 No, I mean, I used to like lamb chopped, 274 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:42,723 but not now because I got sick from them once, diarrhea. 275 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:44,789 Really? 276 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:45,622 Yeah. 277 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,849 So, but I'd love to give them another shot. 278 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,769 There is a full on Carnival dam going 279 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,879 on the fourth floor. 280 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,619 You've got this wall full of ghost gripping in 281 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,483 and this people grabbing at me. 282 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,969 Eight is awesome. 283 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:57,802 - Wow. - Great. 284 00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:58,789 You don't even care, do you? 285 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,872 One guy was missing an arm. 286 00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:02,879 - Oh my God. - Why would he do that to me? 287 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,439 What the hell was that? 288 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,789 I don't know. 289 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:08,855 Okay, I've gotta go finish up some stuff. 290 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,956 I'll see you tonight. 291 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,407 Yeah, I'll see you tonight. 292 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,179 So what time is your mom coming home? 293 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,363 06:30. 294 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,733 Got any 10s? 295 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,919 Go fish. 296 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,338 This is fun. 297 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,399 Really, go fish. 298 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,823 Bernie, your fun bar is set a little low. 299 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:36,629 Normally I'd just be watching TV or doing my homework. 300 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,099 Got any favorite subjects? 301 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,239 History? 302 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,339 I'm doing a project on Paul Revere. 303 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:42,359 What a tool. 304 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,193 Who, Paul Revere? 305 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,100 How would you know? 306 00:13:48,699 --> 00:13:49,979 Hello? 307 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,659 It was an after work drink. 308 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,919 Blood sucking turd. 309 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,633 We're going out tonight. 310 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,543 Hello there little friend. 311 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:02,189 Oh, this is Bernie from across the street. 312 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,319 Bernie, this is Josh, he's hanging out with us 313 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,419 until his mom comes to get him. 314 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,469 I was getting bullied. 315 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,839 Oh, beat up. 316 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,729 Backpack keep, boy. 317 00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:12,562 That's- 318 00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:13,969 You're lucky I can't touch stuff 319 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,569 or else I take a piece of wood, 320 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,919 I'd sharpen it into a steak 321 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,269 and shove it straight up your- 322 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,519 So, Bern, you hungry? 323 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,839 I could eat. 324 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,673 Good. 325 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,087 I'll make you a sandwiches. 326 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,376 What in the hell were you thinking? 327 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:29,429 I was thinking maybe you could connect 328 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,247 with your own kind, make a friend. 329 00:14:31,248 --> 00:14:32,256 A friend? 330 00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:33,869 A friend, who? 331 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,307 One of those things in that hallway. 332 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,529 They're not things they're spirits like you. 333 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:38,362 Not like that, I'm not. 334 00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,899 Well, not yet. 335 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,889 Right now you're okay, 336 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,409 but if you stick around, you let things remain unresolved, 337 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,939 sooner or later it will be too late. 338 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,784 You will end up just like those people you saw today, 339 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,689 searching for the pieces of a puzzle 340 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,313 that doesn't even exist anymore. 341 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,289 What are you playing? 342 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,493 Go fish, he likes it. 343 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,419 That is so adorable, I can't even be mad at you right now. 344 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,325 Are you telling me you're a kid person? 345 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,420 Hi, I am Cindy Lanham, Bernie's mom. 346 00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:15,118 Aiden, hi. 347 00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:16,036 Here he is. 348 00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:18,899 Bernie, what were you thinking coming over 349 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,979 to a stranger's house? 350 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,149 He's a neighbor, 351 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,679 and I called before I came over. 352 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,909 Oh, you called. 353 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:24,749 He could have murdered you 354 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,279 between the phone and the door. 355 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,359 Mom. 356 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,679 No offense. 357 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,109 I mean, you never know who's living across the street. 358 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,969 Aiden, Sammy can get in my ass stomped again. 359 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:33,839 Language. 360 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,492 I'm sorry, there's really no other way to describe it. 361 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:38,279 I was happy to do it, really. 362 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,259 Well, thank you. 363 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:40,739 If I can never return the favor. 364 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,169 Oh, I promise to call you if anyone picks on me. 365 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,003 Bernie? 366 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,303 See you later. 367 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,779 Did you double down on an anti purse brain, 368 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,009 you sweat a lot when you're nervous. 369 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,419 I went through half a speed stick. 370 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,523 Okay, how's your breath? 371 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,943 I don't have a sense of smell anymore. 372 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,328 I gotta be honest, it smells like dog to me, 373 00:16:08,329 --> 00:16:09,749 but I'm sure it's minty fresh. 374 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,219 You know, I should just postpone this thing. 375 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,052 But why? 376 00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:13,427 I'm turning tomorrow. 377 00:16:13,428 --> 00:16:14,260 So? 378 00:16:14,261 --> 00:16:16,923 So he's saying that he feel, you feel wolfy, right? 379 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,679 Okay, I don't know what feeling wolfy means, 380 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,959 but I do know that you haven't gotten laid in two years. 381 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,553 Josh, be the wolf. 382 00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:26,816 Huh? 383 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:30,151 Be the wolf. 384 00:16:31,109 --> 00:16:33,236 ♪ I've been a cast away ♪ 385 00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:36,149 And the jerk just kept throwing magazines at me. 386 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,589 So what did you do? 387 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,539 I threw every magazine back at him. 388 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,219 Told him I didn't care if he was the archbishop, 389 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,509 I'd kick him out of my waiting list. 390 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:43,679 Nice. 391 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,019 Okay, so my nominee for worst patient ever 392 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:46,852 is Mr. Fezikas. 393 00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:49,611 I think he might be the meanest, no, 394 00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:54,612 the meanest person I have literally ever met in my life. 395 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,413 Yeah, they amputated both his legs today. 396 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:01,823 Oh. 397 00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:07,769 That's great lasagna. 398 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,723 Just great. 399 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,719 This part sucks, doesn't it? 400 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,195 What part? 401 00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:15,149 The part where we sit here 402 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:18,479 and talk in circles when all we really wanna do 403 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,279 is move on to the good stuff. 404 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,139 The kissing and the groping. 405 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:22,973 Yeah. 406 00:17:24,239 --> 00:17:26,519 I was kind of waiting for my opening, you know, 407 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,799 this was like a signal or something. 408 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,633 Like the tour. 409 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,699 Yeah, when a woman wants to show you her apartment, 410 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,400 it's usually just an excuse to get you in the bedroom. 411 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,239 Come on, no one's ever offered you the tour. 412 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,383 I'm afraid not. 413 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:48,380 Josh, would you like to see the rest of my apartment? 414 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,049 No. 415 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:54,193 Nope. 416 00:17:57,522 --> 00:17:58,769 You're have really soft lips. 417 00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,633 I'm just a big lip balm guy. 418 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,499 Oh, my God. 419 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,339 What, what, what? 420 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,416 What's the matter? 421 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,417 Nothing. 422 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,875 No, I just I can't. 423 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:22,319 Why, why, why, did I do something? 424 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,152 No, God, no. 425 00:18:23,153 --> 00:18:23,985 You're perfect. 426 00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:26,043 No, it's me, it's my problem. 427 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,742 What is it then? 428 00:18:27,743 --> 00:18:28,575 I'm a nurse. 429 00:18:28,576 --> 00:18:29,789 I promise it's nothing I haven't seen before. 430 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:34,790 No, I just I have problem controlling myself. 431 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,739 Even about 30 billion other guys. 432 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,089 That's not that big of a deal. 433 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,109 Come on, we'll take it slow. 434 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:44,219 No, I really should, 435 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,539 I'm sorry I should go. 436 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,176 This was lovely evening. 437 00:18:47,177 --> 00:18:49,713 I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 438 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,106 Hey. 439 00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:05,549 Hey, what's up? 440 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:07,109 Not much. 441 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,410 So, you wanna kick a ball around or something? 442 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,209 Bernie, I'm like 200 years older than you. 443 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,620 I don't care. 444 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:18,929 They always there? 445 00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:19,763 Pretty much. 446 00:19:21,209 --> 00:19:22,438 You know what, let's do it. 447 00:19:22,439 --> 00:19:23,271 Really? 448 00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,849 Hm, yeah. 449 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:28,259 Hey mom, is it cool if I go to the park with Aiden? 450 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,489 I'm sure Aiden's busy. 451 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,469 Actually, I'm incredibly unbusy. 452 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,303 Please. 453 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,430 Get your jacket. 454 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,729 I'm trying to use my son to pick up girls 455 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,799 because it only works with babies. 456 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,150 No, puppies are good too. 457 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:53,219 I guess there's no guidebook for how to handle this, 458 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,701 is there? 459 00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:55,613 What do you mean? 460 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,523 Letting him go, be a normal kid and all that. 461 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,089 You seem like a good guy 462 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:05,939 and I really appreciate what you did for Bernie, 463 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:09,101 but I hardly know you and if anything ever happen to him. 464 00:20:09,102 --> 00:20:10,553 Well, then you know where I live. 465 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,773 I promise I will watch out for him. 466 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:24,786 Okay. 467 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:29,706 Have fun. 468 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,093 Be careful. 469 00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:47,729 Why are you vacuuming like a crazy person? 470 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,289 What? 471 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,123 It's all good. 472 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,780 Do you wanna talk about it? 473 00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:11,819 I growled. 474 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,409 What? 475 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:18,410 Nora and I, we were being together and I growled. 476 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,629 Like you were trying to be sexy. 477 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:25,499 No. 478 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:29,369 Well, did she mind? 479 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,659 She didn't notice. 480 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:31,529 Oh. 481 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,029 So what's the problem? 482 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,413 I lost control. 483 00:21:39,401 --> 00:21:42,959 I knew I had no business being around anybody, 484 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,479 especially Nora, but I went anyway. 485 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,819 Because you like Nora and she likes you, 486 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:48,942 and you deserve to go on a date. 487 00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:51,209 It's because she doesn't deserve to have me, 488 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,483 what I am inflicted on her. 489 00:21:57,822 --> 00:22:00,003 She deserves a guy like Dr. Reed. 490 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,843 What you are is alive. 491 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:12,839 Yeah, one night, every four weeks you turned into a wolf, 492 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,233 but every other day you get to have a job. 493 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:21,453 You get to go on dates, fall in love. 494 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,530 I'd kill to have your life, Josh. 495 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:28,803 I'd kill to have any life. 496 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,619 I gotta be honest with you, Bernie, 497 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,229 it's a little strange that you're out here 498 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,189 when you could be locked 499 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:58,619 in your room playing mindless video games. 500 00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,463 I like soccer. 501 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,009 Oh, yeah. 502 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:03,359 Huh. 503 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,749 Well, if fresh air's your thing, what else do you like? 504 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,189 I like boats. 505 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,239 My dad had one. 506 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,090 Really? 507 00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:13,319 Did you ever go out on it? 508 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,279 Once. 509 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,469 I don't really remember a whole lot about him though, 510 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:18,449 but I just remember that boat. 511 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:19,499 I liked it. 512 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,209 What'd you wanna be when you grew up? 513 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,579 I wanted to take over my dad's printing press, 514 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:27,749 but then the war came, so I joined the army. 515 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:30,479 Did you get to do badass stuff like shoot a gun? 516 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,580 Did you kill somebody? 517 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,009 There's nothing good about war, Bernie. 518 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:36,273 Trust me, none of this. 519 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,409 Oh, did you take over your dad's printing press 520 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:42,059 or whenever, when you got back? 521 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:44,583 No, things had changed. 522 00:23:46,018 --> 00:23:47,523 Ah, ah, ah. 523 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:49,919 You all right? 524 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,753 Think so? 525 00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:55,279 Yeah, just a scrape. 526 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,508 You see? 527 00:23:56,509 --> 00:23:57,827 Yeah, it's okay. 528 00:23:57,828 --> 00:24:00,745 Come on, Aiden, don't be a woosh. 529 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:14,900 Yeah, that's just a scrape. 530 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,393 Can I play? 531 00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:23,640 Can you give me a minute? 532 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,059 What's with the midget? 533 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,049 He's just a neighborhood kid. 534 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,339 What are you doing here? 535 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,569 I wanted to see you. 536 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:36,449 We left things a little abruptly, didn't we, or you did. 537 00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:40,289 Okay, look, I get that you're trying to be careful, I guess. 538 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,390 But I was being honest with you that night 539 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,813 and I thought we were on our way to being normal. 540 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,083 Normal? 541 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:51,929 Yeah, yeah, it was a completely normal evening, 542 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:53,879 right up until Marcus attacked Josh's sister. 543 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,712 He did what? 544 00:24:54,713 --> 00:24:55,739 Oh. 545 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:56,939 Aiden? 546 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,249 I swear I have no idea what you're talking about. 547 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:00,865 Because you're so innocent. 548 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:02,116 On this I am. 549 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,353 Please believe me. 550 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,072 Now, it's not the time. 551 00:25:18,073 --> 00:25:19,023 I miss you. 552 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,082 I'm lonely, aren't you? 553 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:25,360 Haven't you been thinking about me? 554 00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,460 You may have crossed my mind. 555 00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:40,165 I should go. 556 00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:55,713 I've been watching you with him. 557 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:58,590 You must have been a father once? 558 00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:02,510 Probably a great one, right? 559 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,705 We need to talk. 560 00:26:19,706 --> 00:26:20,538 I was just- 561 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,371 Now. 562 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:22,529 I have a tiny bit of time, 563 00:26:22,530 --> 00:26:23,680 I don't have that much- 564 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:30,123 You're embarrassed. 565 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,579 I'm a lot of things. 566 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,869 You are. 567 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:37,953 You're smart, and sexy, and adorable. 568 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:40,633 Nora you don't have to do this. 569 00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:42,509 I know I don't have to. 570 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:44,129 I want to. 571 00:26:44,130 --> 00:26:46,080 And when I want something, I'm patient. 572 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,683 It's nothing to be ashamed about, 573 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:54,333 we don't have to rush right into things. 574 00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:57,533 There's plenty of stuff we can do to lead us there. 575 00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,419 Are you attracted to me? 576 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,533 Oh my God, yes. 577 00:27:07,110 --> 00:27:07,960 You're beautiful. 578 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:13,140 Your eyes, your touch, smell of you. 579 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:17,815 Well then give me a chance to- 580 00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:30,736 ♪ I left the TV on and lit a cigarette ♪ 581 00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:38,707 ♪ I left the words to you the things that I would let ♪ 582 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,920 ♪ You get away with things and I stay up all night ♪ 583 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:54,376 ♪ I don't wanna hear, hear you speak ♪ 584 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,449 It's a little film called "Evan Almighty." 585 00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:11,669 And that's your favorite movie? 586 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:13,559 I've seen it 11 times. 587 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,763 So what do you think? 588 00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:17,951 You want me to be honest? 589 00:28:17,952 --> 00:28:18,785 Yeah. 590 00:28:20,723 --> 00:28:25,559 I hated it, the plot was trite. 591 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,579 It was boring, it was insulting, 592 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,989 even I'm dumber for having watched it. 593 00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:31,559 I can't believe you enjoy this dribble. 594 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,392 I'm 10. 595 00:28:32,393 --> 00:28:34,349 No, look, you were just the right age 596 00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:38,399 to hit the comedic jackpot that is "The Three Stooges." 597 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,689 That sounds lame. 598 00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:41,939 Oh, lame, really? 599 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,426 Let me ask you a question. 600 00:28:43,427 --> 00:28:45,959 Big bald guy gets hit with a stack of wrenches, 601 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,386 then is poked in the eye by a guy with a bowl cut. 602 00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:50,729 What, funny or not. 603 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:51,562 That's funny. 604 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,395 Yes, good. 605 00:28:52,396 --> 00:28:55,199 Now up in my room, tons of Three Stooges DVDs. 606 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,269 Pick any ones you want, you can thank me later. 607 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:58,379 Yes, go. 608 00:28:58,380 --> 00:28:59,939 Very important. 609 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,203 Go, go, go. 610 00:29:02,147 --> 00:29:03,093 Come in. 611 00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:07,053 Bernie will be down in a second. 612 00:29:07,054 --> 00:29:09,029 I feel like I should pay you for babysitting. 613 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:10,019 Oh, no problem. 614 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,699 I do have one concern, 615 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:14,400 are you aware of the crappy movies that he's watching? 616 00:29:15,856 --> 00:29:17,039 Well, why are you two always over here anyways, 617 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,923 you should spend some time at our house. 618 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,560 You could come over tonight. 619 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:25,289 Oh, God, am I being creepy mom? 620 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:26,328 No. 621 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:31,983 Just blame that on happy hour and half price tomatoes. 622 00:29:35,385 --> 00:29:36,217 All right. 623 00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:37,051 Here you go, Bern. 624 00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:41,759 See, Aiden. 625 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,290 Bye, you too. 626 00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:02,339 I don't know what you were talking about. 627 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,908 You controlled yourself pretty well there Mr. 628 00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:09,909 Hold on, oh my God. 629 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:12,757 Josh? 630 00:30:16,110 --> 00:30:17,253 Classy. 631 00:30:23,219 --> 00:30:24,219 I'm sorry. 632 00:30:29,979 --> 00:30:33,239 Do you think Bernie would like this? 633 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,640 Someone made a new friend. 634 00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:36,929 Shut up. 635 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:37,863 It's sweet. 636 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,489 He could use an older man in his life 637 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:44,613 and you could definitely stand a little innocence. 638 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,803 What's age anyway? 639 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:48,839 You're what? 640 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,309 257. 641 00:30:50,310 --> 00:30:51,577 For real? 642 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:54,989 I ran out of time. 643 00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:56,679 Get everything breakable out of the room. 644 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,109 How much time do we have? 645 00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:58,943 Minutes. 646 00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:00,629 Save the TV. 647 00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:01,462 Whoa, whoa. 648 00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:02,339 What's going on? 649 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,689 I'm changing. 650 00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:04,949 In the house? 651 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,809 Turn the stereo up, loud. 652 00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:08,810 Wait, you just cleaned. 653 00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:09,643 Ah. 654 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,756 It's come, get out now. 655 00:31:15,277 --> 00:31:16,228 Sally, come on. 656 00:31:16,229 --> 00:31:17,061 No, no, no. 657 00:31:17,062 --> 00:31:17,894 I wanna see what happens. 658 00:31:17,895 --> 00:31:18,727 No. 659 00:31:18,728 --> 00:31:19,778 Why not, it's not like you can hurt me. 660 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:21,018 I don't care about that. 661 00:31:23,219 --> 00:31:24,549 ♪ Wanna feel it ♪ 662 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:28,679 Fine, do whatever, just stay where I can't see you. 663 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,699 Are you sure? 664 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,533 Yes. 665 00:31:32,153 --> 00:31:34,985 ♪ I wanna feel it ♪ 666 00:31:34,986 --> 00:31:39,986 ♪ Feel its there, wanna taste it just like ♪ 667 00:31:40,653 --> 00:31:41,932 Till bark hount hills it- 668 00:32:16,113 --> 00:32:16,946 Josh. 669 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:42,280 I never imagined it happened like that. 670 00:32:42,281 --> 00:32:44,369 That that's what he goes through. 671 00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:46,570 Every four weeks for the rest of his life. 672 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,103 Morning. 673 00:33:15,343 --> 00:33:16,593 Are you okay? 674 00:33:18,273 --> 00:33:19,106 Yeah. 675 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,193 I'm sorry about last night, 676 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,699 I never wanted to bring it home. 677 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,813 You ran out of time. 678 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:32,669 I don't really know what to say to you 679 00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:35,129 because it's like you've seen me naked 680 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:38,579 only way, way worse. 681 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:43,413 Just don't say anything and don't apologize. 682 00:33:46,730 --> 00:33:48,330 I'm the one who should be sorry. 683 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,280 Throwing a pity party for myself 684 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:54,139 and telling you to suck it up. 685 00:33:57,570 --> 00:33:58,403 Yeah. 686 00:33:59,847 --> 00:34:02,313 Not your most gracious hour. 687 00:34:10,890 --> 00:34:12,359 When I saw you become, 688 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,069 Now you get it, right, 689 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,319 my hesitation with people, with Nora. 690 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,153 I do. 691 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,390 You have it so much worse than me, Josh. 692 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,600 All the more reason you deserve happiness. 693 00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:33,323 Thank you. 694 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,799 Now you have to leave. 695 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,632 What? 696 00:34:38,633 --> 00:34:39,465 Nora called, 697 00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:41,189 and she's a little rageful and she's on her way over. 698 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:42,329 And I have to clean this place up, 699 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,029 and she already thinks I'm a freak after jumping her bones 700 00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:46,109 and running out on her. 701 00:34:46,110 --> 00:34:49,859 And when you're around, odd things happen, 702 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,149 and it's not your fault that they happen. 703 00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:52,619 It's just they happen and it's because it's you. 704 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:56,039 And, well, Nora, she's a little- 705 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:56,872 She's scared of me. 706 00:34:56,873 --> 00:34:57,875 No, she's not. 707 00:34:57,876 --> 00:35:02,159 I mean, she can't even see you, kinda. 708 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,289 Yeah, she's scared of you. 709 00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:05,519 Because I'm a monster too. 710 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:10,079 No, you're not a monster, you are a being. 711 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,250 Josh, it's okay. 712 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,549 When you say jumped her? 713 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:18,382 No. 714 00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:19,349 All right, yeah, we'll talk later. 715 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:20,183 - Yeah. - Go. 716 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,129 It doesn't have to be spotless, 717 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,019 just less diary of a madman. 718 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,387 It's really not that bad. 719 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:47,339 What kind of animal gives this garbage 720 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,663 to a 10-year-old boy? 721 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,239 See, look, I don't know what you think happened, 722 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,289 but I didn't give this to Bernie. 723 00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:56,312 How much did he see? 724 00:35:56,313 --> 00:35:57,145 How much did he, 725 00:35:57,146 --> 00:35:59,159 he saw exactly what you want him to see, you monster. 726 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,439 Two people screwing in a hotel. 727 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,486 You come near Bernie, again, I'll kill you. 728 00:36:08,777 --> 00:36:09,809 Cindy. 729 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,116 Cindy, wait. 730 00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:12,359 Cindy, Cindy. 731 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,309 I would never, never give that stuff to Bernie. 732 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,749 Oh my God. 733 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,949 I'm so stupid. 734 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:18,389 I can't believe I trusted you. 735 00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:20,759 I wanted to trust you, he's a good guy I told myself, 736 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,599 he's a good neighbor. 737 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,592 Bernie needs something like that. 738 00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:24,089 Just don't talk to me. 739 00:36:24,090 --> 00:36:25,503 Don't ever talk to me. 740 00:36:26,536 --> 00:36:29,699 I'm not like that, I am not some... 741 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:30,899 What? 742 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:34,199 Say it, pervert, because that's what you are, right? 743 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,899 Some sick little piece of scum that gets off at little kids. 744 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:39,543 Mom, I took it. 745 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,432 Why? 746 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:44,339 Aiden told me to go up to his room 747 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,229 to grab some Three Stooges DVDs 748 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:48,359 and I saw it sitting on a shelf. 749 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,115 I just wanted to see what was on it. 750 00:36:50,116 --> 00:36:51,387 Go in the house. 751 00:36:51,388 --> 00:36:52,220 I'm sorry. 752 00:36:52,221 --> 00:36:53,054 Go. 753 00:36:54,316 --> 00:36:56,066 Cindy I'm so sorry. 754 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,163 Stay away from my son. 755 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,210 You kept this, why? 756 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:22,141 I don't know. 757 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:26,249 I was gonna throw it away, Josh, 758 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:30,149 but then I thought I should keep this. 759 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,639 I deserve it, I cut myself off of everything else 760 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,174 I could keep just this one thing. 761 00:37:34,175 --> 00:37:37,370 This one thing flies in the face of... 762 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,259 What are we doing? 763 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,999 If you're gonna hold onto things like this, 764 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,850 what's the point? 765 00:38:00,870 --> 00:38:03,273 There he is, Mr. hit and run. 766 00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:06,533 Nora, I'm sorry. 767 00:38:08,108 --> 00:38:11,099 I'm, I know you're mad. 768 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:11,933 Mad? 769 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,339 My legs hadn't been jollied, 770 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,769 I would've chased you down and kicked your last night. 771 00:38:16,770 --> 00:38:20,399 Yeah, about that, the jollied legs. 772 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,275 I mean, I didn't do that. 773 00:38:22,276 --> 00:38:25,566 I'm, I did, but I didn't. 774 00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:27,013 I was there, you did 775 00:38:29,217 --> 00:38:31,139 and then you bolted on me. 776 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,339 I didn't bolt. 777 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:35,279 I mean, I did. 778 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,929 Okay, remember how I said it's cute 779 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:38,339 when you're awkward. 780 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,507 This isn't cute. 781 00:38:39,508 --> 00:38:42,806 I'm so sorry that I left the way that I did. 782 00:38:42,807 --> 00:38:44,669 I'm mortified by my behavior, 783 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,833 I'm not the kind of guy who does that. 784 00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:50,219 I'm also not the kind of guy 785 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:55,169 who mounts women's spontaneously and has furious animal sex. 786 00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:56,003 You're not? 787 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,353 Not always. 788 00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:00,869 Thank God. 789 00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:03,809 I can't believe I went with it myself. 790 00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:06,629 I mean, it was something else 791 00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:11,630 but I don't know it's just it's not really my style. 792 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,749 I'm not a prude but I like more- 793 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:16,593 Romance? 794 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,279 Yes, me too, courtship, all that. 795 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,719 I'm- 796 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,753 Yeah. 797 00:39:26,885 --> 00:39:31,653 I think there's something here, between us, 798 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:37,507 let's just take some time to figure it out. 799 00:39:39,407 --> 00:39:40,990 Yeah I Like that. 800 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:48,711 ♪ In the morning getting out of bed ♪ 801 00:39:48,712 --> 00:39:53,581 ♪ With one eye open covers on my head ♪ 802 00:39:53,582 --> 00:39:58,582 ♪ Seems the days already gone ahead without me ♪ 803 00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:03,462 ♪ And that just suits me fine ♪ 804 00:40:03,463 --> 00:40:08,463 ♪ So fine ♪ 805 00:40:11,364 --> 00:40:16,364 ♪ I've been counting all the times I've been awake ♪ 806 00:40:16,423 --> 00:40:19,992 ♪ Over the last few days ♪ 807 00:40:19,993 --> 00:40:24,993 ♪ It seems I finally found a way to face mistakes ♪ 808 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:31,223 ♪ I've got a fragile heart since I left you ♪ 809 00:40:33,078 --> 00:40:38,078 ♪ So I'm looking for a way I can mend ♪ 810 00:40:39,198 --> 00:40:43,915 ♪ This fragile also fragile heart ♪ 811 00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:46,235 ♪ Since it left you ♪ 812 00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:51,236 ♪ But if I stay in bed I might just save the day ♪ 813 00:40:59,676 --> 00:41:04,676 ♪ I've got a fragile heart since I left you ♪ 814 00:41:05,913 --> 00:41:10,913 ♪ So I'm looking for a way I can mend ♪ 815 00:41:12,196 --> 00:41:16,373 ♪ This fragile also fragile heart ♪ 816 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:19,064 ♪ Since I left you ♪ 817 00:41:19,065 --> 00:41:24,065 ♪ But if I stay in bed I might just save the day ♪ 818 00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:45,710 ♪ I've designed a masterpiece ♪ 819 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:50,711 ♪ From all the cracks I see above my head ♪ 820 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:56,380 ♪ Its funny and its sad ♪ 821 00:41:56,381 --> 00:42:00,337 ♪ I feel strange connection to the floor ♪ 822 00:42:00,338 --> 00:42:04,921 ♪ Cuz its the only thing supporting me ♪